Psst!

Written By Chicago News Report on Friday, August 3, 2012 | 8/03/2012 09:00:00 PM

I have a lot of shit to tell you... so, have a seat and get comfortable.

By now, you have probably figured out that several advertisers have cut ties with Chicago News Report. Too bad. We are really going to miss their $5 and $10 checks -- every six to eight months!

Google, the same shady fuckers that own YouTube.com, dropped CNR from their affiliate advertising program, because they objected to the word nigger, and all its derivatives, being posted in the comments section; even though Google allows YouTube users to use the word nigger (seemingly) without any consequences.

Prior to receiving the notice of termination, my inbox was befouled by a threatening email from a snotty bitch using the email address: mrmusclestud4u@gmail.com.

Here's what Ms. Muscles... I mean, Mr. Muscles had to say:

"Perhaps you are not aware, but all of the racist comments you allow on CNR violate Double Click's terms of service and their advertisers would cringe if they saw that their ads were being displayed on your site. Better watch out, your revenue stream might dry up pretty soon if I contact my friends at Google."

Being the flippant faggot that I am, I responded by sending the bitch a link to a YouTube video of Doris Day singing Que Sera, Sera. 


Chicago News Report is also aware of Phoebe King's role in our latest drama; and although you might suspect that I hate her... I don't.

After reading a story King published online, I have a feeling she probably has unresolved emotional issues.

In my opinion, anyone who has three different Twitter accounts and god only knows how many abandoned blogs, is a bit unstable.

Most of you may not be aware of this, but Ms. King is the same meddlesome bitch that sent me an email several years ago, asking me to share my police sources.

When I basically told her get her own contacts, she started complaining about the comments on my blog.


Phoebe's 2010 email asking me for help:


Folks, make no mistake about it... unless Google's bitch-ass shuts me down, or I get sidetracked by other projects, I am here to stay; and since we are now commercial/advertiser free, I am going to do away with the word filter that we installed several months ago.

A lot of the shit in the comments section makes we want to vomit out of my asshole, but, within reason, I will defend the authors' right to speak their minds -- even if it costs me Google's 5 and 10 dollar checks!

The bottom line is... if you don't like my style of reporting, or what my readers have to say, stay the fuck away from my blog!

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